Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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