Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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