so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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