There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
