We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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