I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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