You're so nebulous sometimes
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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