Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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