My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Houston, we have a squirter
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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