For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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