So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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