Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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