Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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