Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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