Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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