Got a toothbrush?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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