I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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