are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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