Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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