ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
