I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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