wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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