Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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