Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Be still, my beating vagina.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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