I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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