i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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