Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Randomize
