that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I think i got beer on your cat.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
