you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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