"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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