Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
All the doctor said was why
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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