I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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