Christians are straight up FREAKS
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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