yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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