so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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