I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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