I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Randomize
