yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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