I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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