he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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