at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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