I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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