its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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