i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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