i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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