so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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