Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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