She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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