I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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