I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think my mom watched the whole time
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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