hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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