I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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