break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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