I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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