$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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